I had a professor...who taught the introduction to tactical engineering course. He said he never bothered changing his tests from term to term to prevent cheating, because while the questions were always the same, the answers changed. I'd thought he was joking. --Miles Vorkosigan in Memory, by Lois McMaster Bujold

Some day soon we'll stop to ponder What on earth's this spell we're under? We made the grade, and still we wonder Who the hell we are. --Styx

 

I am also a bit suspicious of any theory that says the highest moral stage is one in which people talk like college professors. --James W. Wilson

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