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Just because it struck my fancy to do something like this. You see them passed around online so often. Accurate, but tongue very much in cheek.

 

Hair: dark brown becoming silver--or copper--possibly dark green if I can find a gentle enough dye.

Eyes: brown becoming hazel

Skin: pale, light freckles, burns then tans

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 130 (freaking finally, I weigh as much as a real person!)

Three sizes: fuck right off

Birthday: September 10, 1972; throw me a surprise party and I'll rip out your trachea to use as a snorkel.

Occupation: Teacher and scholar; if a totalitarian regime would not be sufficiently alarmed by me to remove me then I'm not doing my job. Lately also web-designer and writer, both of which soothe my aesthetic urges.

LOC call no.: LB666

Astrological whatnots: Leo rising, Sun in Virgo, Moon in Libra, element of Water. You want more than that, go calculate it yourself; I was born in Allegan, Michigan at about 3am.

Blood type: O

Meyers-Briggs: XNXX; extremely N; everything else is negotiable.

Glass half full or half empty: Well, is it being emptied or filled? Now stop asking silly questions without context and pass me the bottle.

Cats or dogs: Cats, not kids; dogs are just fine.

Coke or Pepsi: neither, unless I have a caffeine withdrawal headache, in which case whichever I can get faster.

Hobbies: sci-fi/fantasy, anime and manga, Tai Chi (ass-kicking variety), gardening, dancing.

Favorite TV show: I don't watch TV, it's too depressing. I used to enjoy afternoon cartoons until the commercials drove me away.

Favorite piece of clothing: an ancient black cotton women's button-down shirt, tailored, now two sizes too small, especially the shoulder pads, and missing several buttons and sporting several tears.

Favorite music: there is no way to answer this without a flow-chart and possibly a slide presentation on my moods; I am, however, very fond of percussion and saxaphones.

Favorite author/book: you're kidding, right? This is a question for people who read infrequently enough to actually narrow it down.

Favorite color: look at the sky on a clear fall night in Michigan, just after sunset; all of those. Stand in a climax forest in late June on a sunny day, also in Michigan, and look up; also all those.

Favorite season: Fall on a long walk; Winter by the window with tea; Spring in the morning; Summer in a thunderstorm.

Favorite sport: ice hockey to watch (speed, grace, blood, what more can you ask from a spectator sport?); floor hockey to play (I get a weapon... with reach; revenge is sweet).

Favorite weapon: sword for form; knife for function. Edges are good. Guns are annoyingly loud.

Favorite car: '86 Honda Civic hatchback Si; I suppose there are others I might like better if I actually drove them, but Tobascco was a paragon among cars.

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Last modified: 08/23/08
First Posted: 9/6/2003